Meeting negative people in life is just part of life. Having the right savage insults to spout when you meet these people will save you many nights of regret and stress.
Here are 23+ Savage Insults To Say To Negative People!
23+ Savage Insults To Say To Negative People
1 – Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
2 – Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
3 – Some day you’ll go far—and I really hope you stay there.
4 – Where have you been all my life and can you go back there, pretty please.
5 – I’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass.
6 – I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
7 – Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your.
8 – I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m guessing it’s hard to pronounce.
9 – Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?
10 – Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in awhile, but you really abuse the privilege.
11 – Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d gotten enough oxygen at birth?
12 – Can you die of constipation? I ask because I’m worried about how full of sh*t you are.
13 – Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
14 – Please, keep talking. I only yawn when I’m super fascinated.
15 – Jesus might love you, but everyone else definitely thinks you’re an idiot.
16 – If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
17 – I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and sh*t out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.
18 – I was pro life. Then I met you.
19 – Whenever we hang out, I remember that God really does have a sense of humor.
20 – You always bring me so much joy—as soon as you leave the room.
21 – Stupidity’s not a crime, so feel free to go.
22 – The village called. They’d like their idiot back. You better get going.
23 – Your family tree must be a cactus ‘cause you’re all a bunch of pricks.